Shit-stirring Quotes

It turns out you left something rather important off your career plan: for example, there's no ticky-box on the diagram for HAVING A LIFE-TASK COMPLETED. And so you kept putting it off, and de-prioritized it, and put it off again until the law of conservation of shit-stirring dragged it front and centre and lamped you upside yer heid, as your clients might put it. (Charles Stross)