Two-by-four Quotes

I actually think the same things do make most people happy. The differences are extremely small, and around the margins. You like peach ice cream; I like strawberry ice cream. Both of us like ice cream much better than a smack on the head with two-by-four. (Daniel Gilbert)
There are much better ways to handle the delicate male ego. With a two-by-four? Only as a last resort and never in public. View quote
Lora Leigh