Bejeezus Quotes

I don't think I've ever seen pie advertised. That's how you know it's good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts. They advertise the bejeezus out of yogurt, but I haven't seen one pie commercial. (Adam Carolla)
He invented Kung Fu when translated to English means method by which short, bald guys can kick the bejeezus out of you. View quote
Christopher Moore (author)