Spork Quotes

High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless. (John Mayer)
... And so Charlie Asher... led an army of fourteen-inch-tall bundles of animal bits, armed with everything from knitting needles to a spork, into the storm sewers of San Fransciso. View quote
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