Luau Quotes

A compliment would be the last thing out of my mouth to a man who was so pigheaded that he could be served at a luau. (Katie MacAlister)
We try to make the name longer and longer every year. First, it was 'Larry the Cable Guy's Christmas Spectacular.' Then it was 'It's a Very Larry Christmas.' Now it's 'Larry the Cable Guy's Hula-palooza Christmas Luau.' I'll tell you what it is: It's funny. That's what it is. Who cares what the name of it is? It is a funny special. View quote
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