Keypad Quotes

Thank you for calling the Powers of Darkness. Your call may be recorded for security and training purposes. For general moral and ethical enquiries, press 1 on your keypad. To make a reservation, press 2. For details of our special discount packages for lawyers, politicians, and Microsoft executives, press 3. (Tom Holt)
Sending a message on a mobile phone is not the most natural of ways to communicate. The keypad isn't linguistically sensible. View quote
David Crystal