Shorties Quotes

Polaroid is warning customers not to listen to the part of the Outkast song Hey Ya! that tells people to "shake it like a Polaroid picture", because that could actually ruin the pictures. In a related story, Bacardi is warning shorties to be responsible and not "sip Bacardi like it's Dey birfday." (Tina Fey)
When one is short, one should stand on a box to get a better view. The Twin Towers is [sic] to our ego what the box is to the shorties. View quote
Mahathir bin Mohamad