Commode Quotes

We were so poor as kids. I didn't even see a bathtub, running water, hot water, commode - we didn't have any of that. We started with a humble log house, milk cow, garden-raised our own food, killed a hog every year in the fall, and had the meat hanging up in the smokehouse - that was our childhood, me and ol' Si. (Phil Robertson)
Even after my old man returned from the wars with all his ribbons and a thousand stories I still struggled for survival without my love. He was so busy rigging up the house to look like a ship, printing the rules of command on little notes which he pinned to the wall above the sink, Attention: Do not waste water ... Do not throw garbage in here; in the outhouse and in the washroom, Attention: Toilet paper rules ... Use only four sections per use ... Do not throw funny paper in commode. I doubt if he noticed my dying condition. View quote
Oscar Zeta Acosta