Hosepipe Quotes

Newspapers chiefly exist to spooned the opinions of their readers back to them, much like an arse to mouth hosepipe. (Charlie Brooker)
No matter what she did with her hair it took about three minutes for it to tangle itself up again, like a garden hosepipe in a shed [Which, no matter how carefully coiled, will always uncoil overnight and tie the lawnmower to the bicycles]. View quote
Terry Pratchett