Chico Quotes

Chico: "Here's the book, it's a dollar"
Groucho: "Here's a ten, and shoot the change."
Chico: "I don't have change I'd have to give you nine more books. (Groucho Marx)

I was having dinner at a restaurant in Miami, and when the waiter offered me coffee, he asked me if I took it with or without sugar...I said, ‘Chico, you're Cuban. How can you even ask that? With sugar!'

Celia Cruz