Dipstick Quotes

It is, in other words, time for a national oil change. That is apparent to anyone who has looked at our national dipstick. (Al Gore)
Naturally, when it comes to voting, we in Texas are accustomed to discerning that fine hair's-breadth worth of difference that makes one hopeless dipstick slightly less awful than the other. But it does raise the question: Why bother? View quote
Molly Ivins