Wonton Quotes

Nuptial love maketh mankind, friendly love perfecteth it, but wonton love corrupteth and embaseth it. (Francis Bacon)
I was on a plane, and the steward was coming down the aisle. "Asian chicken salad...Asian chicken salad...Asian chicken salad..." And he gets to me and he's like, "...chicken salad!" What does he think I'm gonna do? "Dis is not de salad of my people! In my homeland, dey use mandarin orange slices...and crispy wonton crunches!" View quote
Margaret Cho