Caesarian Quotes

While we were engaged in voting eulogies to Euodus, Severus restrained us by saying: "It is disgraceful that in one of your decrees there should be inscribed such a statement respecting a man that is a Caesarian." It was not the only instance of such an attitude, but he also refused to allow all the other imperial freedmen either to be insolent or to swagger; for this he was commended. The senate once, while chanting his praises, uttered without reserve no less a sentiment than this: "All do all things well since you rule well!" (Septimius Severus)
I was born by Caesarian section ... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. View quote
Steven Wright