Ass-kicking Quotes

It hurt like the worst ass-kicking he'd ever gotten. And he'd gotten plenty. (John Green (author))
What better emblem for our nation, after all, than a level playing field, shaped like an octagon, where people of diverse cultural ass-kicking traditions can meet as equals and immediately start kicking ass. View quote
John Hodgman
I'm an ass-kicking fat kid. View quote
Jack Osbourne