Stepladder Quotes

I have a stepladder. It's a very nice stepladder but it's sad that I never knew my real ladder. (Craig Charles)
How many spectral warriors does it take to change a light-bulb? One, and a stepladder. At a pinch, of course, he could stand on a chair. View quote
Tom Holt
Mario! You are one, tiny loudmouth fairy. You're the only guy I know who takes a stepladder into a gloryhole. View quote
Greg Giraldo