Toph Quotes

We cannot fathom why people would stand across the street, easily a hundred feet away, when they could be so close, near us. ‘Suckers.' I tell Toph, thumbing toward those watching from so far away. It is important, I feel, that the boy knows what suckers look like.”. (Dave Eggers)
I am sorry Chris is late this morning. I could make something up about an appointment or a sickness, but the fact is that we woke up late. Go figure Best, Brother of Toph. View quote
Dave Eggers
Thank you," he says. "Thank who?" "I don't know. You?" "No, not me.." "Thank you, Jesus?" "Yes, Toph, Jesus died for your Christmas fun. View quote
Dave Eggers