Urinalysis Quotes

Just when you think there's nothing to write about, Nixon says, "I am not a crook." Jimmy Carter says, "I have lusted after women in my heart." President Reagan says, "I have just taken a urinalysis test, and I am not on dope." (Art Buchwald)
With random urinalysis, there's a clear choice - either get high or go to jail. View quote
Brian Baird
You can't invent yourself as you maunder on. Your fabrications aren't going to impress the blood test, the urinalysis or the chest X-ray. Science is not amused. View quote
John Leonard (critic)