Dachshund Quotes

It's one of those rare "perfect" kernels. So if it doesn't happen to compile with your config (or it does compile, but then does unspeakable acts of perversion with your pet dachshund), you can rest easy knowing that it's all your own damn fault, and you should just fix your evil ways. (Linus Torvalds)
Once Charley fell in love with a dachshund, a romance racially unsuitable, physically ridiculous, and mechanically impossible. But all these problems Charley ignored. He loved deeply and tried dogfully. View quote
John Steinbeck
Most television could be presented by a dachshund. Radio can't, although there are a lot of dachshunds in there. View quote
Terry Wogan