Crackhead Quotes

Whenever I go out with other married couples, I like to bring along a single crackhead. Just to spice things up. (Chris Rock)
Who's going to rob us? A crackhead crab? A jellyfish junkie? View quote
Kathy Reichs
I had a crackhead break my car window one time, broke it. You know what he stole? A fucking candy bar I had lying on the seat. That's all he took. A goddamn candy bar. I was so mad, I drove around the neighborhood for five hours, looking for a crackhead with chocolate on his face. I did that. I finally found him, I grabbed that motherfucker and said, "Hey man! What's all this chocolate on your face, motherfucker?" He looked confused. "Chocolate? This is doo-doo, baby!" View quote
Dave Chappelle