Xmas Quotes

[hugging Sharon] Merry xmas.... now fuck off. (Ozzy Osbourne)
Xmas Trivia: Before it became a major shopping holiday, Christmas is believed to have had a "religious" meaning. View quote
Andy Borowitz
It is all well and good for children and acid freaks to believe in Santa Claus - but it is still a profoundly morbid day for us working professionals. It is unsettling to know that one out of every twenty people you meet on Xmas will be dead this time next year.... Some people can accept this, and some can't. That is why God made whiskey, and also why Wild Turkey comes in $300 shaped canisters during most of the Christmas season... View quote
Hunter S. Thompson