Obstetrician Quotes

My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash. (Joan Rivers)
How do you know if your child is a writer? Your obstetrician holds his stethoscope to your abdomen and only hears excuses. View quote
Fran Lebowitz
I couldn't sit here and tell you that I'm sorry it happened.” "Even with the death...?” "Everybody dies. The obstetrician slaps you on the ass with one hand and hands you a postdated death certificate with the other. What's important is that our children have a better chance. It's always been about the children. Always. Women have never loved being kept from education and treated as second-class citizens. Men have never enjoyed having their balls shot off in wars. Men and women didn't fall into their roles accidentally, and each side doesn't hate the other. It happened because for a thousand generations, that was the best way we knew to build a civilization, to build a better future for our children. The industrial revolution doomed slavery-racial, sexual, social. Civilization is worth fighting for. View quote
Larry Niven