Colonoscopy Quotes

I had a colonoscopy once, and they let me watch it on TV. It was more entertaining than The Brown Bunny. (Roger Ebert)
Death is like a colonoscopy, the problem is that life is like the prep day. View quote
Woody Allen
I'm supposed to get the colonoscopy test. When you get into your forties, I think-- I have heard -- from the healthcare professionals -- that you-- it's very important to get the camera up your ass. I have resisted this... because I feel the press has invaded my life enough. [pause for laughter] I feel that I will draw the line here, and say "no" to the pooparazzi. View quote
Jerry Seinfeld