Underarm Quotes

Posing the question: does the god of love use underarm deodorant, vaginal spray and fluoride toothpaste? (Harlan Ellison)
How can I join one of the parties? All their slogans and propaganda, it seems so damn - silly. How the hell can I get exited about clean teeth and underarm odor. People kill each other over these trifles... it doesn't make sense. There's going to be suicidal civil war, if that amendment passes, and I'm supposed to join one side or the other? View quote
Philip K. Dick
Be sure to wear a good cologne, a nice aftershave lotion, and a strong underarm deodorant. And it might be a good idea to wear some clothes, too. View quote
George Burns