Waterbed Quotes

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. (Henny Youngman)
The waterbed trend was similar to the fulfillment movement, in the sense that you paid for something that was supposed to bring you happiness, but you wound up with something less fulfilling, in this case motion sickness and water damage. View quote
Dave Barry
I dropped my pants in a tattoo parlor in Amsterdam. I woke up in a waterbed with this funky-looking dragon with a blue tongue on my hip. I realized I made a mistake, so a few months later I got a cross to cover it. When my pants hang low, it looks like I'm wearing a dagger. View quote
Angelina Jolie