Spatula Quotes

I hadn't seen my dad get violent since the Great Spatula Incident, and I wasn't anxious to see a repeat of that. (Rick Riordan)
After our mom died, her parents (our grandparents) had this big court battle with dad. After six lawyers, two fistfights, and a near fatal attack with a spatula (don't ask), they won the right to keep Sadie with them in England. View quote
Rick Riordan
Dinner's in one hour. If you're not back, sitting at the table, I'll beat you all unconscious with a spatula. View quote
Nora Roberts