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When I moved to New York to act I was no good at working restaurants - hosting, waiting, bussing, dishwashing - I wasnt good at any aspect. But I did have a guitar. So I would sing Me and Julio Down by the Schoolyard, but you would only hear the chorus because the train comes by every 30 seconds.
Michael Weatherly
Why is it lemon juice contains mostly artificial ingredients, but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons.
Steven Wright