Cordless Quotes

I invented the cordless extension cord. (Steven Wright)
Cordless vacuums are designed for quick jobs, but you need enough power to do the job; you don't want the power waning over time. View quote
James Dyson
The bass suit was actually one of the first cordless guitars in existence, and I invented it. It was built right into this silver bodysuit so it looked as though the bass was coming out of my body, and the volume and tone knobs were on the sleeve...When it worked it was great, but the tunings were a little strange, plus I can't tell you how many times I got shocked. It wound up being just one more thing that we had to worry about on tour: ‘Well, I wonder if this will work tonight.' After a while I couldn't stand wearing it anymore so I gave it up. View quote
Dan Hartman