Crabgrass Quotes

I used to be able to summon up scenes at will, but now aging memory is so busy weeding its own garden that, promiscuously, it pulls up roses as well as crabgrass. (Gore Vidal)
Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings. View quote
Robert Orben
Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is no known way to kill it that does not involve nuclear weapons. View quote
Dave Barry