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When I was 8, my favorite toy was a stapler. My brother was afraid of me.
Emily Procter
The paper, the stapler, the staples, the tape. It makes me sick. Physical things. Forty years of loving someone becomes staples and tape.
Jonathan Safran Foer
My English teacher wanted to flunk me in Junior High(Damn)...thanks a lot, next semester I'll be 35...I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler and told him to change the grade on the paper.
Eminem