Vaseline Quotes

The function of government is to provide you with service; the function of the media is to supply the Vaseline. (L. Neil Smith)
Well, that glove's fulla vaseline." "Vaseline? What the hell for?" "Well, I tell ya what - Curley says he's keepin' that hand soft for his wife. View quote
John Steinbeck
My unusual beauty tip is that I often use Vaseline to take my make up off. It works great and is good for sensitive skin. View quote
Rachel Bilson
My character in 'Fresh Meat' is quite prim and tidy, and then I basically had no make-up for the whole shoot of 'Kidnap and Ransom' - apart from a bit of Vaseline to make me look even sweatier! View quote
Kimberley Nixon