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I've had this TV for 7 years, this is how it works. Power on - it comes on. Simple clicker, volume control - piece of piss. Works every time.... what the fuck's this? What am I doing? JACK!!
Ozzy Osbourne
You know that clicker? It's going to change the world more than any other thing.
Don Hewitt
In hell there's a big hotelWhere the bar just closed and the windows never openedNo phone so you can't call homeAnd the T.V. works, but the clicker is broken.
Billy Joel