Smoot Quotes

Senator Smoot is an institute Not to be bribed with pelf; He guards our homes from erotic tomes By reading them all himself. (Ogden Nash)
When smut's to be smitten Smoot will smite For G-d, for country, And Fahrenheit. View quote
Ogden Nash
My name is George Smoot III, and I AM smarter than a fifth-grader. View quote
George Smoot
Senator Smoot (Republican, Ut.) Is planning a ban on smut. View quote
Ogden Nash