Hernia Quotes

That's not girth. That's a para-umbilical hernia. (Richard Griffiths)
I've got this terrible hernia. People think it's a fat gut, but it's not. View quote
Richard Griffiths
The Constitution of the United States of America, Article V, Section 1: "There shall be a National Anthem containing incomprehensible words and a high note that normal humans cannot hit without risk of hernia." View quote
Dave Barry
They found an orangutan suffering from a hernia, Fed him poison from a rattlesnake bite, Gave him the soothing voice of a wild hyena, And he's 'Man of the Week' tonight!" View quote
Nipsey Russell