Tubby Quotes

He was a tubby little chap who looked as if he had been poured into his clothes and had forgotten to say "when!" (P. G. Wodehouse)
A bear, however hard he tries, grows tubby without exercise. View quote
A. A. Milne
Hi, how are you today? I'm Tony, I'm going to be your server. I've got some very exciting specials to tell you folks about right here. We've got our deep-pan re-re-fried chocolate ice cream pizza, which comes with a complementary pacemaker. If you're watching your weight you might want to try our No Hope Protein Salad, absolutely delicious. Philippe, our maitre d', will dig out some photographs of you looking kind of tubby, you know, on the Internet, and then we all kind of point and laugh at you and just sort of rub a single chickpea on your lip until you cry. Would you like some water? View quote
Dylan Moran
Sir,” James asked, "what are we going to do?” "We're going to look for water,” said Alf. "And food?” said Tubby Ted. "Water first,” said Alf. "We can go days without food.” "We can what?” Tubby Ted shouted. View quote
Dave Barry