Colonic Quotes

I had a colonic irrigation in this clinic in Santa Monica, because people in Los Angeles cannot do anything for themselves, much less take a shit. (Margaret Cho)
You know that guy Richard Blackwood? He went in for a colonic, live TV. Never seen again. View quote
Karl Pilkington
On the day he had colonic irrigation 'I feel I lost my virginity that day in so many ways.' View quote
Ben Affleck
I had to tell about my colonic, which expresses the fact why I'm so neat today as opposed to a few years ago. I never knew that the weight made that much difference. View quote
James Brown