Vibrator Quotes

I have a computer, a vibrator, and pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house? " - Tabitha. (Sherrilyn Kenyon)
The students who come to my class are very closely related to all the evil girls who are very interested in their bodies and sex and pleasure. I learn a lot from them about how to have pleasure and how cool the female body is. One of my students had a piercing through her labia. And she told me about how when you ride on a motorcycle, the little bead on the ring acts like a vibrator. Her story turned me on so I did it. I got two. It was very cool. I'm very staid compared to my students, actually. I come from a generation where you've got the PC dykes and confused heterosexuals. No one ever told me that you could walk around with a strap-on, having orgasms. View quote
Kathy Acker
Men exist because a vibrator can't fix a flat tire. On second thought, I should just buy a AAA card. View quote
Jill Shalvis
Even if times are tough and you're enduring a terrible heartache, it's important to focus your anger on a vibrator, not another person. View quote
Chelsea Handler
I'm looking for what might be called a body language. One thing I do is stick a vibrator up my cunt and start writing -- writing from the point of orgasm and losing control of the language and seeing what that's like. View quote
Kathy Acker