Snorkel Quotes

"Noelle's Treasure Tale" is based on the historical fact that three Spanish galleons full of treasure sunk off Florida's treasure coast and have never been recovered. I have a beach house on the Treasure Coast, and I'm out there with my snorkel looking for the treasure. (Gloria Estefan)
Irony - The modern mode: either the devil's mark or the snorkel of sanity. View quote
Julian Barnes
Trying to win an argument with an irrational person is like trying to teach a cat to snorkel by providing written instructions. No matter how clear your instructions, it won't work. Your best strategy is to reduce the time you spend in that sort of situation. View quote
Scott Adams
Not a very well-known fact, but on planes they always carry a trombone just in case there's a disaster and they need to keep morale up. All cabin crew - fully proficient in the trombone. And of course there's a double facility: if you ditch at sea, it can be used as a snorkel. View quote
Bill Bailey
I try to swim every damn day I can, and I've learned to scuba dive and snorkel. View quote
Nina Simone