Pallbearer Quotes

I get my exercise acting as pallbearer to my friends who exercise. (Chauncey Depew)
Nick swore he'd die with this boots on, on some exotic safari, but he found his Kilimanjaro in a hospital on Earth, where they'd cured everything that was bothering him, except for the galloping pneumonia he'd picked up in the hospital. That had been, roughly, two hundred and fifty years ago. I'd been a pallbearer. View quote
Roger Zelazny
I'm not handsome in the classical sense. The eyes droop, the mouth is crooked, the teeth aren't straight, the voice sounds like a mafioso pallbearer. View quote
Sylvester Stallone
I take my only exercise acting as pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercised regularly. View quote
Mark Twain
He watched through a crack inside just pretending to be dead he wanted to fix each pallbearer in his memory ... it seems to me a telephone was installed in the coffin to someone yet again Stalin is sending his instructions. View quote
Yevgeny Yevtushenko