Shitload Quotes

I don't mean to be gross, but the only time it's good to yell "I have diarrhea" is when you're playing Scrabble because it's worth a shitload of points. (Zach Galifianakis)
Cause nothing said lovin' like a shitload of motion detectors. View quote
J.R. Ward
If there were gold medals for taking drugs for England then I'd have won a shitload! I did enjoy it but it kind of got to the point where I'd done them all and that was it, there was none left and I just thought 'Can't be arsed any more. View quote
Noel Gallagher
No outsider can imagine the stupidity, blustering hysteria, authoritarianism, and paralyzing boredom of shooting a flick for Billy Wilder. The so-called "actors" are simply trained poodles who sit up on their hind legs and jump through hoops. I thought the insanity would never stop. But I got a shitload of money. View quote
Klaus Kinski
We'd have a motherfucking shitload of dogs! Horses. Peacocks. Oh to live among peacocks. I'd seen them once in person and they defied so many laws of color and gravity that they had to be made geniuses waiting to take over everything. View quote
Dave Eggers