Lockjaw Quotes

I've tried several varieties of sex. Going down on a woman gives me a stiff neck, going down on a man gives me lockjaw, and conventional sex gives me claustrophobia. (Tallulah Bankhead)
I've tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic and the others give me a stiff neck or lockjaw. View quote
Tallulah Bankhead
Truth gets well if she is run over by a locomotive, while error dies of lockjaw if she scratches her finger. View quote
William Cullen Bryant
The person whose face is between your legs is gonna get lockjaw. View quote
Betty Dodson
You may say a cat uses good grammar. Well, a cat does -- but you let a cat get excited once; you let a cat get to pulling fur with another cat on a shed, nights, and you'll hear grammar that will give you the lockjaw. Ignorant people think it's the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it's the sickening grammar they use. View quote
Mark Twain