Taffy Quotes

Love can smack you like a seagull, and pour all over your feet like junkmail. You can't be ready for such a thing any more than salt water taffy gets you ready for the ocean. (Daniel Handler)
There's nothing wrong with stretching the truth. We stretch taffy, and that just makes it more delicious. View quote
Stephen Colbert
You see a guy with one leg, he's got a story. "Land mine '69." You see a guy with one arm, he's got a story, too. "Snow blower, bottle of whiskey." You see a guy with one tooth, what would the story be? "Well, uh, I like a lot of taffy." View quote
Dave Attell
It's strange how memory gets twisted and pulled like taffy in its retelling, how a single event can mean something different to everyone present. View quote
Lisa Unger
When I come to Chicago, I gorge myself. I get off the plane and start with Gene and Jude's for two hot dogs with everything, swing by The Fudge Pot for a taffy apple and a turtle, chocolate clusters at Sarah's Pastries and Candies and steak at Smith and Wollensky. I find time for Gino's pizza within the next 12 hours. View quote
James Belushi