Paramedic Quotes

The paramedic called the press and sold me like a loaf of bread. This was news, and he wanted to be the one to report it. (Charlie Sheen)
I wanted to be a doctor when I was young. I also wanted to be a paramedic, but I always wanted to be an actor as well. I didn't have kids or something that I needed to provide for. View quote
Christopher Parker
I'll speak for myself, but there's a lot of humor to be found in sarcasm and darkness. You talk to any paramedic, they survive by developing a pretty off-kilter sense of humor. View quote
Nicolas Cage
I want a tattoo over my heart that reads TRY HARDER YOU LAZY PARAMEDIC SHITBAG OR I WILL HAUNT YOUR BEDROOM FOREVER. View quote
Warren Ellis
Whenever I play with Gerald Ford, I try to make it a foursome the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer. View quote
Bob Hope