Mutch Quotes

It iz comparitively eazy tew repent ov the sins that we hav committed, but tew repent ov thoze which we intend to commit, is asking tew mutch ov enny man, now days. (Josh Billings)
As in a game ov cards, so in the game ov life, we must play what is dealt tew us, and the glory consists, not so mutch in winning, as in playing a poor hand well. View quote
Josh Billings
Too mutch religion iz wuss than none at all. Yu kant sho me a kuntry that haz existed yet, whare the people, all ov them, professed one religion and persekuted all other kinds, but what the religion ruined the country. View quote
Josh Billings
Marrying for buty iz a poor spekulashun, for enny man who sees yure wife, has got just about az mutch stock in her as yu have. View quote
Josh Billings
Don't mistake vivacity for wit, thare iz about az mutch difference az thare iz between lightning and a lightning bug. View quote
Josh Billings
Thare iz this mutch kan be sed in favour ov good-breeding, it iz the only thing that kan make a phool endurable. View quote
Josh Billings