Uzi Quotes

Doing linear scans over an associative array is like trying to club someone to death with a loaded Uzi. (Larry Wall)
The state would rather give me an uzi than a microphone. View quote
Mumia Abu-Jamal
Before you can read, you know the difference between a story and reality. And, of course, by the time you're old enough to do any real damage with an Uzi, you've learned that difference. View quote
Penn Jillette
I love romantic comedies. They're for me the easiest thing to do and the most natural to do. There's nothing natural about holding an uzi hanging out of a moving van shooting at people. That's not second nature to me, thank God. View quote
Gabrielle Union
Gotta protect the little dudes. I tried an AK-47, but it wouldn't fit under my seat. I like the Uzi better, anyway. It looks better with the dress. The AK seems too casual to me. View quote
Janet Evanovich
I want to be a Bond girl. Think about it - I have metal components in my legs, so when I go through airport security, I set off the alarms. But when they realize why I'm beeping, they let me through. What if I had weapons in my legs? I could take one off and pull out an Uzi! Legs Galore - that would be me! View quote
Aimee Mullins