Septic Quotes

The grass is always greener over the septic tank. (Erma Bombeck)
I got a shotgun and a backhoe and no one looks under a septic tank for a dead body. (Bubba) View quote
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Try not to be too angry or disappointed with your fellow Americans. Most of them don't care about politics as much as the majority of my readers, and the education they have received about it from the government's public school system is nothing more than a septic tank full of warmed-over self-serving statist lies and leftist propaganda. View quote
L. Neil Smith
We can regard the gulag as a septic tank used by totalitarian kitsch to dispose of its refuse. View quote
Milan Kundera
But I couldn't cut that whole septic tank scene out because the audience liked it so much. So I sort of fell right back into getting a cheap laugh, but I still loved it. View quote
Jay Roach
I love Los Angeles, and it's been very good to me, but if everyone is running around telling the stories, who's living them? You don't play characters that are celebrities - you play guys who know what to do when their septic tank's blocked. View quote
Matthew McConaughey