Scrotum Quotes

People say 'Ooh, doesn't Lionel Blair look good for his age?' Well, no, not really – not unless he's about five hundred. Otherwise he looks like nothing more than an elaborately coiffured scrotum. (Linda Smith)
3. You think that looks like a heart? If you do, that's only because you've never seen scrotum. View quote
David Levithan
He uses his penis, scrotum and buttocks to create his masterpieces. View quote
Pricasso
Oliver Cromwell can kiss my singing emerald scrotum! View quote
Stephen Colbert
I'm playing legal tiddlywinks with these punks. What I'd really like to do is take 'em up to Battery Park and hang 'em by the scrotum. View quote
Rene Balcer
By Aladdin's lamplit scrotum, man! Everything is a story. What is there but stories? Stories are the only truth. View quote
Christopher Moore (author)