Windex Quotes

Let me get this straight. Your table ran away because you polished it with Windex? (Rick Riordan)
Tampon commercial, detergent commercial, maxi pad commercial, windex commercial - you'd think all women do is clean and bleed. View quote
Gillian Schieber Flynn
Jason looked like her was trying to figure out an equation. "Let me get this straight. Your table ran away... because you polished him with windex. View quote
Rick Riordan
Who cares if you have a girlfriend, anyway?" "I care" Simon said gloomily. "Pretty soon the only people left without a girlfriend will be me and Wendell the school janitor. And he smells like windex. View quote
Cassandra Clare
People invite me to dinner not because I cook, but because I like to clean up. I get immediate gratification from Windex. Yes, I do windows. View quote
Carol Burnett
I have a lot of glass in my house, and I remember saying as a joke once that I clean my stuff with Windex while my friends are over, but then I found myself actually doing that the other day. It's horrible. View quote
Courteney Cox