Kiwi Quotes

Tell people you're a Canadian or a Kiwi when you travel and they'll adore you. (Daniel Gillies)
[The Kiwi.] It's the bird equivalent of a badger. View quote
David Attenborough
Someone once threw me a small, brown, hairy kiwi fruit, and I threw a wastebasket over it until it was dead. View quote
Erma Bombeck
I became the storyteller of South Side Chicago. I used an old Kiwi liquid shoe polish as a microphone. I'd go around the house interviewing everybody, telling stupid jokes, doing voices. I mimicked Sidney Poitier, Sammy Davis Jr., people on 'Laugh-In,' Flip Wilson. View quote
Bernie Mac
I'm a Kiwi. I'm from a beach suburb called Takapuna, which is on the north shore of Auckland in New Zealand. View quote
Lorde
I don't look like no kiwi bird. View quote
Muhammad Ali
Oof! McCullum kerplunks a fuller Sidebottom delivery for what looks a certain four until it smashes into Gillespie's, erm, mummy-daddy button at the non-striker's end and he is denied a run. That had to hurt. Gillespie turns down the opportunity to have it treated by the Kiwi physio - perhaps he's not his type. View quote
Ben Dirs