Lifeguard Quotes

My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash. (Henny Youngman)
The first two pictures I did, I played a young student in prep school. When I did Lifeguard, everyone was saying, You're so Southern California. It was a surprise to me. View quote
Parker Stevenson
If your lifeguard duties were as good as your singing, a lot of people would be drowning. View quote
Simon Cowell
Hi I'm Bunny the Lifeguard and if any of these alligators try to ruin our swimming, I'm gonna wrestle 'em to the ground and probably have my way with them. View quote
Chris Pontius
I was a lifeguard, camp counselor, the president of the YMCA Leaders Corps. I also took piano lessons. I was a dancer. View quote
Chirlane McCray
The year most of my high school friends and I got our driver's permits, the coolest thing one could do was stand outside after school and twirl one's car keys like a lifeguard whistle. That jingling sound meant freedom and power. View quote
Sloane Crosley
The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard. View quote
David Gerrold