Stork Quotes

In the federal confirmation process, a standard question from the judiciary committee is, "Well, if you're confirmed will you legislate?" And, with a look of horror, the nominee says, "Oh, I won't legislate." Well, what about the law of contract and tort; where do they think it came from, the stork? (Anthony Kennedy)
His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork. View quote
Mae West
We can only hope.” "That's like the frog said when he seen the stork. View quote
Gene Wolfe
If we are going to teach creation science as an alternative to evolution, then we should also teach the stork theory as an alternative to biological reproduction. View quote
Judith Hayes
The only bird that gives the poor a real tumble is the stork. View quote
Wilson Mizner
About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork. View quote
Kin Hubbard
So one night we're in the Stork Club and Welles is asking me to recite things from Shakespeare. You know, he asks for a speech and I give it to him. But he tried to trip me up.I said, "Wait a minute, pal, that isn't Shakespeare, that's Aeschylus," and then I recited the lines. He turns to me and says, "You're the Great One." View quote
Orson Welles